Bad Jokes
If you have a better joke please send them to us because these ones are terrible!
Q: Why do chickens play in the rain?
A: They love fowl weather.
Q: Why did the tree take up a hobby?
A: It wanted to branch out.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A: She kept running away from the ball!
Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles.
Markus Winkler
