Q: What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?

A: A Candy canes.

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Q: Why shouldn't you lend money to elves?

A: They're always short

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Q: What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

A: He got 25 days!

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A man goes to the zoo, but there's only one animal there. The animal is a dog, it's a Shih Tzu.