Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

A: Odour in the court!

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Q: What did the building say to the earthquake?

A: You crack me up!

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Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play poker?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Q: What has words but never speaks?

A: A book!

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Q: Why did the banana see a doctor?

A: It wasn’t peeling well