Q: Why was the math book so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

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Q: What does a spy do when they get cold?

A: They go undercover.

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Q: Why can’t zoo animals take tests?

A: There are too many cheetahs.

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Q: Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula?

A: Because he is a pain in the neck.

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Q:Who did the ghost take on a date?  

A: His ghoul-friend.