Q: What do you call a rugby league team that never wins?

A: A try-hard.

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Q: Why did the rugby league player bring a pencil to the game?

A: In case he needed to draw a line break.

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Q: Why did the rugby ball go to therapy?

A: It had trouble handling pressure.

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Q: How do you know someone’s from Queensland?

A: They’ll tell you after every Origin win